
Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls.

You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, you flirt like first loves, and protect each other like brother and sister, obviously its meant to be.
bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, dont let a guy get between your legs, he says your cute he says your fine, nine months later he says 'not mine'
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